If period flies

Source of kid for the Shanghai Oriental television diversity show Cat bad? ,beijing massage
A: This mouse have to eat spinach. (Popeye Assault feet hh)
because this cartoon is written in mice. (feline blood spattered feet hh)
2, why say too.
touch the tiger ass is uncivilized. (earth's own righteousness forever hh)
3, how to let mosquitoes do not bite us?
A: guarding the door of a nanny . (nanny blood spattered feet hh)
point of the body wrapped with fuel, mosquito landed aboard the go will slip out.
point of paste coated body, put the stick in the altitude of the mosquito.
loosen, , mosquitoes went to mattress, they will not bite the.
4, crabs Why spit bubbles?
A: crab hot sweat.
its hungry mouth is watering. < br> 5, why are not dinosaurs?
A: There are a lot of earthquakes to the extinction of the dinosaurs.
dinosaurs make videos out. (hh I see.)
6, Why the rabbit eat carrots?
A: Because its eyes are red.
radishes nutritious.
because the rabbit can not afford mutton. (rabbit blood spattered feet hh)
7 , giraffes with long necks have any effect? ​​
A: You can see it's a good friend.
wearing a gold pendant good long cervix. (hh)
peasants to grow vegetables that tin peer.
8 , if an day the sea is no water, and fish how to do?
A: Let the small creek stream to the open sea, add some salt into the sea to the. (to comprehend the distinction among sea water and fresh water it!)
called the fish learned to exhale on land. (the mutation of animals is Jiangzi hh)
9, squirrel's tail what's the use?
A: When the quilt cover.
when the parachute.
can sweeping.
as a pillow.
Second, human perception
1, children's face is what used?
A: can be accustom to clean my face. (hammer to hh)
If there is no face, tongue, teeth, nose, eyes and mouth to be exposed at.
scraping the old dough.
my face is to give grandparents a pinch.
2, Why not egg hatched?
A: Because my mother is human, not a chick, so will only give birth to people, do not give birth to eggs.
chicken with sharp mouth, people do not peak the mouth, we can not from the Shell drilled out.
winged animals will be born from eggs. (This has some truth.)
After my mother took my life hold out.
3, why the child is connate from the womb, not connate from my father's stomach?
A: man Health lad woman girl students.
are malt navel dad, the children born are intoxicated.
father did not depart, my mother had maternity leave. (dad bloodstain feet hh)
father is a man, if children will dystocia. (my father proceeded to be blood three feet hh)
Daddy students do not come, because the grandmother did not instruct him.
4, who memorize what it was like just born?
A: The 1st very small, like a table tennis.
bald kid is light, the hair grown out already.
very small, like a thermos as.
out when I was born goes up.
5, the human nose has What is the use?
A: No, the nose can not smell the flavor of edible, eating on the curious.
not the words of the nose, nose, and nose have no location to live. (Baotou hh)
not not sell perfume on the nose.
6, hair and what is the use?
A: winter, sleet will not be smashed head.
to the hairdresser to do someone. (barber blood spattered feet hh )
7, my dad why mow?
A: porridge together a long beard is not convenient.
long beard, his face would hurt.
cilia and beard long, had convert The.
my father does not shave my mom would not like him. (father bloodstain or 3 feet hh
)
8, if the child daytime to be grown, OK?
A: Time flies, for a moment we must eat, my stomach does not digestion.
If time flies, people would die for a moment, then no person in the earth . (hh good, good
vision .- o-)
huge if more than Mom and Dad, Mom and Dad asked how it?
9, when people have four thighs?
A : little dog play time.
hold two people attach. (hammer to hh)
10, Is there any way to slender down portly, portly to skinny it?
A: The thin multi-boxing, fat make the target. (fat blood spattered feet hh)
called fat drink abundance of water, the stomach becomes very big, a push to thin. (fat to blood spattered feet hh
)
Third, the world really splendid
1, catch the football field a ball Why do so many people?
A: They have no money, can merely afford a ball.
more time to punt the ball .
because the ball was smart.
2, Why is Children's Day should be set at June 1?
A: Mom and Dad had a lot of festivals, over point of the season to give the children.
no other days vacant.
3, the train's appoint is how come?
A: It played a mother gave it the name.
because it was offended angry.
4, why The balloon will fly up?
A: The balloon can fly on the head of, the bones are lighter. (hh ¯ ¯;;;)
angry while the balloon went up on the fly.
5, why is it called Pudong?
A: There are many ducks bound into it, thump blow, so called Pudong. (hh all the secret is solved!!!
die duck out to I pinch !!!)< br> 6 money where there is better?
A: There at home, because not knows you save the.
secluded in the shoes inside.
7,choose Modify, two naval crown ribbons backward what's the use?
A: In array beautiful.
extra commanders bigger ribbon.
little blunder because he wanted to stay.
four hungry friends
1, birthday Why eat noodles with that? < br> A: eat spaghetti grows very quickly.
cheap noodles.
2, which kids like to eat fowl portions?
A: I like to eat chicken because I training every day muscle.
I think eating chicken feet,shanghai massage, eating a chicken claw to wade.
3, round dumpling Why is it?
A: Because it is called rice balls.
side could not eat rice balls, get stuck in the pharynx.
because the mouth is round.
5 new term solution
1, afterward listening to br> A: The puppy appeared to shake their tail.
feel very cool.
sensibility a mini morsel, a turtle crawl.
2, What story?
A: Titanic.
Xiao sister pigtails. (Xiao sister Assault on three feet hh)
somebody in a fight.
3, there is a grandfather lost a nag, do you think the horse will come back?
A: The horse will surely come back, because it recognizes that his footprints.
I think the horse to go outside of wedding, and will not come back. (good, good romantic hh
)
'll be back, for it's the deposit namely still grandfather here. (well, good reality!)
4, the door if you annihilated a rabbit, you Mom and Dad will be how to do?
A: My mother will take them to the hospital.
my father will be pleased to drool. (father: hh)
5, Tarzan to the City to be doing it in?
A: fishing because the moon. (lusty! This is cried leadership, do as the Romans!> animals to the menagerie to do the translation.
6, tortoise and hare race, the tortoise to obtain, how to do it?
A: a rabbit medication, it diarrhea.
turtle said: Who Paode Man game. are not very bright .-
-!)
7, why the age male did not push, and to his offsprings the mountains excavate it?
A: They absence the middle to open mart in the mountains. (a forerunner in the personal economic hh)
mountains have gold.
dug stone can sell for money. (mountains mining pioneer hh)
six words too literally
1, children who kas long asWhat do you mean?
A: heart like a spring-like talk is playing.
two people sitting on the sofa talking commerce.
talk and inverse is a man talking almost the issue on the center.
2, what is the layman?
A: is sweat.
Hercules standing outside.
3, threshold fine What does it average?
A: The threshold is made of gold.
is to have a giant sitting on the threshold.
4, rushes What does it mean?
A: When not to mention that the time do not say that.
pull the tongue out.
8 human very loud, and 7 folk are calm.
5, parrot What does that mean?
A: The snake is that it tried to grab the family eight.
parrot snake like educate. < br> 6, what is the , whimsical
1, the emigrants look like?
A: His eyes are like eyes of his brother, his nose like a hippopotamus, mouth, like my mother, ears like a specter.
alien wearing a glass, which can put the fish.
2, eyes brother amuse seat an uncle to the grandmother, merely the uncle did not seat, Why is this?
A: He Zhuangshui.
broken his pants . (hh)
3, in what ways the children kas long asthey have not snore at night it?
A: The mother called me a prefer, take a mirror shining, snoring can discern.
I closed the eyes and listen.
4, do you have any good direction to obtain either the policeman directing traffic and not risk?
A: to the police to wear a sign that peruse on the > uncle in the police mounted an umbrella upon the head, to his hanging in the atmosphere, the motorcar was not buffet.
policeman can stand into the tree.
policeman to wear a helmet, people hit him it does not material.
break up with somebody: the baby's outlooks on love!
1. To be a good lover, what conditions should be?
give the woman the man bought the ring, there is a lot of flowers. (Lusi Zheng , 5 years old)
men to be like my father did have the strength, the matron should be as beautiful as my mother. (
Fang Fang
Philippines, 4 years old)
2. how to make them love you?
narrate her you have a good polysaccharides. (Luo Huai, 3 years old)
not always tease girls, do not wait to activity with you girls, you will not love you. (
Shi Lizhen, 4 years old)
3. how to magistrate a repast in a cafeteria two adults is not in love?
always love you I'm staring at you staring at me, and eat everything chilly. (Zhao unicorn, 5 years old)
if the supper does not turn on the lights, use candles, they are in adore. (WU Pei poems, 5 years old)
4. how people learn to kiss it?
TV inside academic. (Sun Xingqi, 4 years old)
likely future teachers to teach. (Luo Yijie, 5 years old)
5. When should I kiss your preference people?
unless I have a lot of money and affordable camera, otherwise I would not kiss a girl
son. because the girls have always wanted to get marital the day recorded. (Fang Ji, 6 years old)
that it is very humiliated of. to when no one another saw the pro-, pro
shorter time to an hour or two that h is enough. (Yan Kai airing, 6 years old)
6. How can a permanent love?
spend more period Do not all calculate of go. (Tang Jiancheng, 5 years old)
hh do not forget her name as on the wrong. (Judy Green, 5 years old)